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Did Philip Morris get revenge on me?
I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.
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Nov 7, 2022
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I found a plot hole in the Bible
Needed another draft God
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Oct 30, 2022
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Pun times: A dispatch from the protests
This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD. A supporter, Thomas, sidled over and asked what I made of it. I…
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Oct 22, 2022
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The other Puff Piece
Warning: contains adult content and dairy
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Oct 18, 2022
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Kanye vs Jewish Power
I swallow the red pill and break through the matrix.
John Safran
Oct 16, 2022
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Crowdsourcing the Meaning of Life
“And Joshua made flint knives and he circumcised the Israelites at the Hill of Foreskins” - The Bible, by GodThanks for reading Hide Me Under The…
John Safran
Oct 8, 2022
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He is a merciful-ish God
People hassle God for being wrathful. Why doesn’t He save all the starving people et al.? But in this week’s bible reading we learn, after Jonah is…
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Oct 6, 2022
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Yom Kippur - The Jewish Day of Atonement
On Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, Jews forgo their egos and beg forgiveness from fellow Jews they have offended. In this spirit I, John Safran, ask…
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Sep 27, 2022
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