Hide Me Under The Floorboards

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Antoinette B. wanted to throw out her Kanye wear. I said why not upcycle it. Chrissy Seo did the tailoring. Introducing the YEmulke.
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Did Philip Morris get revenge on me?
I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.
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I found a plot hole in the Bible
Needed another draft God
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Pun times: A dispatch from the protests
This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD. A supporter, Thomas, sidled over and asked what I made of it. I…
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The other Puff Piece
Warning: contains adult content and dairy
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Kanye vs Jewish Power
I swallow the red pill and break through the matrix.
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Crowdsourcing the Meaning of Life
“And Joshua made flint knives and he circumcised the Israelites at the Hill of Foreskins” - The Bible, by GodThanks for reading Hide Me Under The…
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