Archive - John Safran

You, a sophisticate on Substack

First, I have responded to my friend Ye, see below.

Feb 10 •

November 2024

Kanye For President

It has occurred to me my new book covers a presidential bid most have forgotten. An excerpt from Squat: A Week Squatting At Kanye's Mansion.

Nov 6, 2024 •

October 2024

Yom Kippur is the day of atonement where you ask for forgiveness from those you may have offended.

Oct 11, 2024 •

September 2023

Yom Kippur 5784

On Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, Jews are required to forgo their egos, and beg forgiveness from fellow Jews they have offended over the year.

Sep 24, 2023 •

July 2023

April 2023

Father Bob Maguire

Apr 19, 2023 •

February 2023

Skullcapduggery

Antoinette B. wanted to throw out her Kanye wear. I said why not upcycle it. Chrissy Seo did the tailoring. Introducing the YEmulke.

Feb 5, 2023 •

November 2022

Did Philip Morris get revenge on me?

I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.

Nov 7, 2022 •

October 2022

I found a plot hole in the Bible

Needed another draft God

Oct 30, 2022 •

Pun times: A dispatch from the protests

This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD.

Oct 22, 2022 •

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