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Skullcapduggery
Antoinette B. wanted to throw out her Kanye wear. I said why not upcycle it. Chrissy Seo did the tailoring. Introducing the YEmulke.
John Safran
Feb 5
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November 2022
Did Philip Morris get revenge on me?
I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.
John Safran
Nov 7, 2022
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October 2022
I found a plot hole in the Bible
Needed another draft God
John Safran
Oct 30, 2022
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Pun times: A dispatch from the protests
This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD. A supporter, Thomas, sidled over and asked what I made of it. I…
John Safran
Oct 22, 2022
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The other Puff Piece
Warning: contains adult content and dairy
John Safran
Oct 18, 2022
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Kanye vs Jewish Power
I swallow the red pill and break through the matrix.
John Safran
Oct 16, 2022
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Crowdsourcing the Meaning of Life
“And Joshua made flint knives and he circumcised the Israelites at the Hill of Foreskins” - The Bible, by GodThanks for reading Hide Me Under The…
John Safran
Oct 8, 2022
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He is a merciful-ish God
People hassle God for being wrathful. Why doesn’t He save all the starving people et al.? But in this week’s bible reading we learn, after Jonah is…
John Safran
Oct 6, 2022
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September 2022
Yom Kippur - The Jewish Day of Atonement
On Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, Jews forgo their egos and beg forgiveness from fellow Jews they have offended. In this spirit I, John Safran, ask…
John Safran
Sep 27, 2022
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August 2022
Far-right vs Sharia vs LGBT+
Who will save us?
John Safran
Aug 18, 2022
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‘It’s stressing me just remembering’: how a tiny Australian film became a spectacular flop
In 1976, a young director set out to make a rock music take on the Wizard of Oz. I speak to those behind Oz: A Rock’n’Roll Road Movie about everything…
John Safran
Aug 14, 2022
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A little Safranic verse
I shared this a fortnight ago, with the airing of the final episode of Neighbours. Sadly, with the attempt on Salman Rushdie’s life in New York, it’s…
John Safran
Aug 13, 2022
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