Hide Me Under The Floorboards

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Antoinette B. wanted to throw out her Kanye wear. I said why not upcycle it. Chrissy Seo did the tailoring. Introducing the YEmulke.
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November 2022

I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.
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October 2022

Needed another draft God
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This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD. A supporter, Thomas, sidled over and asked what I made of it. I…
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Warning: contains adult content and dairy
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I swallow the red pill and break through the matrix.
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“And Joshua made flint knives and he circumcised the Israelites at the Hill of Foreskins” - The Bible, by GodThanks for reading Hide Me Under The…
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People hassle God for being wrathful. Why doesn’t He save all the starving people et al.? But in this week’s bible reading we learn, after Jonah is…
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September 2022

On Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, Jews forgo their egos and beg forgiveness from fellow Jews they have offended. In this spirit I, John Safran, ask…
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August 2022

Who will save us?
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In 1976, a young director set out to make a rock music take on the Wizard of Oz. I speak to those behind Oz: A Rock’n’Roll Road Movie about everything…
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I shared this a fortnight ago, with the airing of the final episode of Neighbours. Sadly, with the attempt on Salman Rushdie’s life in New York, it’s…
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