Archive - Hide Me Under The Floorboards

Yom Kippur 5784

On Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, Jews are required to forgo their egos, and beg forgiveness from fellow Jews they have offended over the year. In…

Sep 24, 2023 •

July 2023

The golem is a mystical mud creature that protects the Jewish community from attacks. No one's built one for 600 years... until now!

Jul 28, 2023 •

There's no pleasing some people

I have a brand new doco on the telly this week! It’s a history of Jewish Australia from First Fleet to last week. Jewish bushrangers! Racist Magic…

Jul 17, 2023 •

"You don't have to like people, only love them"

An observation from Father Bob Maguire – and an antisemitic man in need of charity – taught me a valuable life lesson

Jul 7, 2023 •

April 2023

Father Bob Maguire

Apr 19, 2023 •

February 2023

Skullcapduggery

Antoinette B. wanted to throw out her Kanye wear. I said why not upcycle it. Chrissy Seo did the tailoring. Introducing the YEmulke.

Feb 5, 2023 •

November 2022

Did Philip Morris get revenge on me?

I'm proud and grateful Puff Piece has been shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Awards. I'll use this moment to answer a question often asked.

Nov 7, 2022 •

October 2022

I found a plot hole in the Bible

Needed another draft God

Oct 30, 2022 •

Pun times: A dispatch from the protests

This morning a ‘freedom rally’, a couple of hundred, marched through the Melbourne CBD. A supporter, Thomas, sidled over and asked what I made of it. I…

Oct 22, 2022 •

The other Puff Piece

Warning: contains adult content and dairy

Oct 18, 2022 •

Kanye vs Jewish Power

I swallow the red pill and break through the matrix.

Oct 16, 2022 •

Crowdsourcing the Meaning of Life

“And Joshua made flint knives and he circumcised the Israelites at the Hill of Foreskins” - The Bible, by GodThanks for reading Hide Me Under The…

Oct 8, 2022 •

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